Being a single mother isn't easy. Parenting is one of those things that works best when you have two or more capable adults to supervise a child. When they say it takes an army, they mean it. For single moms though, when they're doing it all themselves and putting in the work of an entire army to make sure their tiny human turns out normal, sometimes what they really need to unwind is a happy hour cocktail. When it's just you and the baby, it's not like you can sit there and sip martinis and relax– all you can think about are dirty diapers, the batteries in your baby monitor, and all the dating app notifications you never get.
Girl, what you need is a night out on the town to get away from all that mommy noise. You need to dance, you need to dress in skimpy clothes, you need to have a baby-free night with your girls at the club. It might even be nice if a man complimented you on the post-baby body you worked so hard on– but beggars can't be choosers. Since your babysitter is already booked, maybe next weekend you can live it up like you're 22 years old... Until then, enjoy this freshly baked batch of single mom memes to waste away your weekend's wee hours.